I love that my girl is so stunning but I hate when I see/hear guys talking about her in a sexual way.

echat:

simplypurkey:

jazzumon:

destielkills:

auntiesnixshipper:

awkwardteenagenerves:

discard-and-discover:

evolve-within:

disregardwomen:

When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.

Jesus I envy that relationship. 

this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”. 

My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.

i love all of your moms

When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.

That last story is worth reblogging

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hefuckin:

bewwbs:

She’s so hot

bruh

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someactorkid:

ellendegeneres:

In 10 or 11 years when she gets the joke, she’s gonna love this photo.

How long do you think it takes a child to learn how to read

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911official:

my neighbors parked their car in front of mine I think they are sending a message

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gameraboy:

tinkeperi:

Disneyland Resort by Jeff Granito:)

Here’s his site - http://www.jeffgranitodesigns.com/

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trust:

finally a career for me

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kimberlyarielxo:

Bc I wanna do the 6 old selfies thing too

My girl is cute pt2

kimberlyarielxo:

Doing my makeup selfies wbu

My girl is hot

clannyphantom:

when people try to argue with you about something you clearly know more about
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A kid came into Starbucks today with his dad and he had an Iron Man tshirt on and this is what happened:

  • Kid: hello, can I give you my pennies for a chocolate please?
  • Me: of course you can, though I'd much rather have your tshirt.
  • Kid: it won't fit you.
  • Me: are you sure? It looks like it might be my size y'know.
  • Kid: *starts taking off his tshirt*
  • His dad: haha, come on, give the lovely lady your pennies instead.
  • Kid: but she wants my tshirt dad.
  • His dad: no she doesn't, she's only kidding.
  • Me: no, I really do want his tshirt.
  • His dad: hahaha here, how much is it? 1.60?
  • Me: yeah, please.
  • His dad: give her the pennies and say thankyou to the nice lady, bobby.
  • Kid: there you go, thankyou.
  • Me: that's okay, cya later, enjoy your chocolate.
  • My boss: you're great with the kids in here.
  • Me: no, I hate kids I really did just want his tshirt.
  • My boss: *looks at me like i'm mental and walks off*

sayianlolita:

He is literally so done with that conversation

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I can’t stand the people that give our hardcore scene such a bad name.